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• The more you know, the easier some vet's job is.
• I'd be smarter if you knew enough to teach me...
• A visit to the vet... A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.
  The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table....
• Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
• Uncle Bill was finding the money in the movie business rather poor.
  Unless you were a big star minimum wage was the best you could expect....
• Some secretaries get a raise by lying down on the job...
• Apparently this woman's minature schnauzer had an infection in its ear.
  The vet told her that it was due to an ingrown hair and that the best treatment would be to remove the hair with a depilatory cream....
• Politicians may be smarter than you think. Notice that they kiss babies but don't hang around long enough for the babies to do anything back.
• NOTICE: To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About Notices.
  You may have noticed the increased number of notices for you to notice....