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• Classical music in background, slow stoned voice:) Don't you ever wonder what life would be like?
  ......
• Loud heavy-metal music in background; raspy voice:) Hello, this is the executioner.
  Joe can't come to the phone right now because he's DEAD!...
• Ominous electronic background music:) In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual.
  So please leave a message. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you stop by?...
• Annoying flute music in background) Good day, Jim.
  Your contact, [insert name], is not available right now....
• From Halloween this year: (Ominous electronic background music.
  ) Hi, this is Jim. In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual....
• Reality is for wimps!
• Play a sitar in the background.
• I  . Music
• Put it to Music!