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• As we understand the new rules, we won't have to have automatic seat belts or air bags installed in our easy chair to be able to watch next month's Republican convention on TV.
• a man being led to the electric chair says "Well, this will certainly teach me a lesson.
• Easy" is easy to say.
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• Easy UNIX
• Bring a chair along.
• OH NO! NOT THE CUMFY CHAIR!!!