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• I remembered too, the distance bells.......
• The fireman told his wife, "From now on we're going to do things right - by the bells, like we do it at the firehouse.
  When I ring one bell, you meet me at the door with a kiss....
• Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.
  At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells....
• Feeling Old Today? Each year, the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of that year's incoming freshmen.
  Here's this year's list: 1. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980....
• A man crawled into town along the gutters looking for work.
  A kindly priest found him, and discovered that the man had come from the previous town and found no jobs....
• HAVE A MICROSOFT CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse.
  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As father did last-minute Internet shopping....
• Did you hear that Poland has sent its battalion to Iraq in the Persian Gulf?
  I want you to know that shooting has already broken out with them....