The Fireman Told His Wife, "From Now On We're Going To Do Things Right - By The Bells, Like We Do It At The Firehouse.

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The fireman told his wife, "From now on we're going to do things right - by
the bells, like we do it at the firehouse. When I ring one bell, you meet me
at the door with a kiss. Two bells means you head for the bedroom. Three
bells means you undress. Four bells means you jump into bed and do what
women do best." Things go according to plan, except the wife picked up the
bell while they were in the sack one night and rang it five times. "What
the hell does that mean," the fireman asked. The wife replied, "That means
reel out more hose, you aren't close enough to the fire."

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