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• Never, ever, ever attempt to learn thermodynamics.
• Q: What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? A: The taste.
• Ginsberg's Restatement of the Three Laws of Thermodynamic
  You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit....
• Code run. Run code run!
• Q: How can you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? A: By the taste.
• C code run. Run code run!
• C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN :-)
• The doctor wanted to write a prescription, so he reached in his pocket and pulled out a thermometer.
  Shit," he muttered, "Some asshole has my pen....