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Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
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A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
I'm not sure if the following one is a true story or not) The great logician Bertrand Russell (or was it A.
N. Whitehead?) once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1....
Jesus is on the ferry across the dead sea when the ferryman says "It'll be 40 sestertii (Roman coin) for the crossing.
"Bugger that," says Jesus, "I'll walk....
There was a young man of St. John's Who wanted to bugger the swans.
But the loyal hall porter Said, "Pray take my daughter! Those birds are reserved for the dons....
QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ? ANSWERS
Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American....
163 In the case of a lady named Frost, Whose cunt's a good two feet acrost, It's the best part of valor To bugger the gal, or You're apt to fall in and get lost.
Bottle 'o wine, fruit 'o the vine ...
Navy Photo School: Get a bottle of focusing fluid.
Better a bottle in front of me than a Frontal Lobotomy.