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A Lovely Little Thinker, But A Bugger When He's Pissed.
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A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
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He pissed on his corn flakes.......
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One day he escaped from his parents' home... Bounce Bounce Bounce....
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Jesus is on the ferry across the dead sea when the ferryman says "It'll be 40 sestertii (Roman coin) for the crossing.
"Bugger that," says Jesus, "I'll walk....
a man goes to a barber and starts lamenting about his receding hairline.
the barber, being an understanding man, says, 'you know, when you're bald in the front, that's a sure sign that you're a thinker....
This is a good one for school or business. It's probably been used in movies and TV.
It was used at this site, to the embarassment of one of our department heads....
A couple were relaxing on their front lawn one day when a couple of sailors walked by.
One sailor complimented them on their lovely peach tree....
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People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little....
Santa's Bad Day... One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule....