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Well Feed Me Bran And Call Me Irregular!
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Well feed me bran and call me irregular!
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You were told not to feed me after midnight!
You were told not to feed me after midnite!
Well if you need me, I'll call you........and If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Call me anything. Don't call me late for supper!!
There are some who call me . . . Tim . . .
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me.
.. They must be gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me....
Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ...
Just call on me, and I'll send it along.......
They call me Mr. Tinker Train! -- Ozzy Osborne