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• Did you hear about the Polock who thought asphalt was a rectal problem?
• Asphalt = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
• DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO: Spent four days in Sears looking for wheels for a miscarriage?
  Took his expectant wife to the grocery store because they had free delivery?...
• Sign on an asphalt truck: "Let us fill your crack!
• They're making a new movie about Dan Quayle's military career.
  It's going to be called "FULL DINNER JACKET" Did you hear about the Polock who studied five days for a urine test?...
• Q: What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? A: The taste.
• Q: How can you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? A: By the taste.
• Q: Why are rectal thermometers illegal in Poland? A: Because they cause too much brain damage.
• When in trouble or in doubt - YELL!