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• When talking nonsense try not to be serious.
• When the fun and games are over, the serious foolishness starts.
• When in doubt ... try a novel approach!
• RULES AT WORK 1. If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
  2. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt....
• Nine-tenths of all existing books are nonsense - Disraeli
• When all else fails, try Tequila...
• Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forge