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When It's Up To Your Ears, Keep Your Mouth Shut!
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When it's up to your ears, keep your mouth shut!
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Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid; Open it and you remove all doubt.
Reality is not a constant. Shut up and finish your dinosaur.
There once was a bird who hated saying 'goodbye' so much, he waited until the last minute to fly south for the winter.
When he finally did leave, it was so cold that his wings iced up and he fell to the ground on a nearby farm....
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering
Shut up, d---it, all of you just shut UP!...
"Shut up, or I'll nail your OTHER foot to the floor!&quo
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
The joke is in your momma's mouth ...
DON'T SQUAT WITH YOUR SPURS ON: A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE -Don't never interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'....
"Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo