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• Ahh! Come on George, just this one last little feature!
• Just one more compile and I'll come to bed...
• One person's essential feature is another's useless frill
• One man's bug is another man's feature
• How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None. That's a hardware problem. 2) None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls down his shorts and says, "*I* have one of these and you *don't*.
  The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother....
• Hinds' Law(s) of Computer Programming ===================================== 1.
  Any given program, when running, is obsolete. 2. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed....
• What one person calls a "bug" ... the vendor calls a feature!