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You Hold 'em Off, I'll Go For Help. (heh-heh-heh)
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You hold 'em off, I'll go for help. (heh-heh-heh)
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You Know You've Been Online Too Long When... ** Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
** When you are reading something printed, you wish you could use a search function to get to the point....
Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one, complete with a snappymessage of their own device.
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This would be a tagline, but I got 'em turned off...
I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
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Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
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“regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....