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• Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll.
  He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some repair....
• St. Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a stroll.
  He soon noticed that the fence between Heaven and Hell was in need of repair....
• There was a young lady from Cue Who filled her vagina with glue.
  She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll pay to get out of it too....
• If you pay peanuts, do you get monkeys?
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
• You get this one, I'll pay next time.
• Just my 2› worth (you get what you pay for)
• What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a snake? Ince