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Didn't I See Your Picture On A Milk Carton?
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Didn't I See Your Picture On a Milk Carton?
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Q: How can you tell if a kid is a loser? A: The kid is kidnapped, and they put his picture on a MILK DUDS carton.
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
If your cow doesn't give milk, sell _him_.
Powder milk - Has your family tried 'em?
A: Do you drink milk...'cause it sure did your body good. B: Too bad I can't say the same for you.
I see your .44 and raise you a GAU-8A.
Storming into the drugstore first thing Monday morning, the young man slammed a carton and a receipt down on the counter.
"I came in here on Friday and purchased twelve dozen condom," he yelled at the druggist....