Storming into the drugstore first thing Monday morning, the young man
slammed a carton and a receipt down on the counter.
"I came in here on Friday and purchased twelve dozen condom," he yelled
at the druggist. "Well, I counted them. There's only eleven dozen here."
Looking ther man square in the eye, the druggist said contritely, "So
sorry, sir, to have ruined your weekend."
There was a cow that, for the sake of her health, was given an abortion.
Or, as the witty veterinarian put it, she was decaffeinated......
What do they call an aborted fetus in Czechoslovakia?
A canceled Czech.