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  From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -- not one, but two -- black eye
  a coupla real shiners. He chanced upon his buddy walkin' th' other way and they stopped to talk....
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• Top Ten Way's O.J. Is Searching For The Real Killers 10.
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• Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it!
• You will have good luck and over come hardships.