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• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
• Passwords -- We don' need no stinkin passwords.
• HIS AND HIRSUTISM Hair. Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
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• A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
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• Rules that guys wished girls knew ** If you think you're fat, you probably are.
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• We shall say 'Ni' again to you..if you do not appease us.
• We are what we do, not what we say.
• We are what we do, not what we say