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• Comb your hair...you look dreadful!
• A fellow picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.
  When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes have had something dreadful happen to them....
• Mr Scott, I have a fix - it's Captain Kirk !" "Mr Scott to transporter room.
  Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam to the bridge immediately" The captain materialized next to the navigator console, with an extremely surprised look on his face....
• Of course I love you.
• Jeez if you love honku
• I love to turn.....you......on.......!
• Picture the scenario: it's first day back at school after the Summer Hols and all the little infants are fidgeting about with excitement etc.
  .. Teacher: Okay, kids, we'll begin the year by discussing what we did over the Summer Hols....
• If you can't beat the one you love, love the one you beat!