A fellow picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.
When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes
have had something dreadful happen to them.. "Eeek!" says she.
"Oh, I used to have toe-lio," says he. "You mean polio?" "No,
toe-lio." So they continue.
When he takes off his pants, his knees look like they have been beaten
with sledge hammers. "Eeek!" says she. "Oh, I used to have the
knee-sles," says he. "You mean measles?" "No, knee-sles". Still
undaunted, they continue.
When he takes off his underpants, she laughs and says "Don't tell
me! Small-cocks!"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...