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Getting up early is hazardous to your health
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Excuses: I've got to get up early tomorrow.
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00 AM is still early on the weekends ** It starts getting late on the weeknights ** Two miles is not too far to walk for a party ** You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it ** You'd rather clean than study ** "How did it get so late!...
Getting old is mandatory; growing up is optional.