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• MEDICAL TERMS FOR THE LAYMAN, KENTUCKY STYLE Artery.
  .................. The study of fine pictures. Barium....
• Will: How much will it cost to take me to the train station?
  Taxi driver: Five dollars, sir. Will: How much will you charge to take my suitcase?...
• Blonde Medical Terminology Anally -- occurring yearly Artery -- study of paintings Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails Bowel -- letter like A.
  E.I.O.U Caesarian section -- district in Rome Cat scan -- searching for kitty Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her Colic -- sheep dog Coma -- a punctuation mark Congenital -- friendly D&C -- where Washington is Diarrhea -- journal of daily events Dilate -- to live long Enema -- not a friend Fester -- quicker Fibula -- a small lie Genital -- non-Jewish G....
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  E.I.O.U Caesarian section -- district in Rome Cat scan -- searching for kitty Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her Colic -- sheep dog Coma -- a punctuation mark Congenital -- friendly D&C -- where Washington is Diarrhea -- journal of daily events Dilate -- to live long Enema -- not a friend Fester -- quicker Fibula -- a small lie Genital -- non-Jewish G....
• There was this guy who won the lottery. He immediately calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I won the lottery, pack your bags.
  And she says, "Well, we only have one suitcase." And he says, "No, just pack your bags,I want you gone when I get home!...
• You CAN Bring It With You There was a rich man who was near death.
  He was very worried because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven....
• Get a thin sheet of lead, cut out the outline of a reclining nude (trace from a magazine if you wish), tape it onto an inside wall of your suitcase.
  If you're really artsy, glue or sew on a cover sheet, such that the deception is non-obvious when the people check it....
• For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
  The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter....