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• Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
  He was hurt in the growing part....
• The following was told at dinner yesterday. I have no idea of the origin.
  Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people...
• Confucius say: He who rapes a man's daughter, draws and quarters his son, and buries his wife alive in an anthill should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
• Little Tommy walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher.
  ... Miss: Ahh, Good Morning Tommy, and where were you yesterday?...
• SITUATION ADAPTABILITY EVALUATION FOR MANAGEMENT PERSONNEL This test has been designed to evaluate reactions of management personnel to various situations.
  The situations are based on actual case studies from a well known educational institution and represent a cross-section of test data correlated to evaluate both reaction time to difficult situations as well as the soundness of each decision selected....
• A man became suspicious of his wife. He was convinced that she was having an affair with another man although she consistantly denied it.
  One day he decided to leave work early to try to "catch her in the act"....
• My Darling Wife... A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner.
  His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc....
• Two WASPs making love: WASP #1: "Did I hurt you?" WASP #2: "No, why?" WASP #1: "You moved.
• During a recess in the proceedings, three delegates to an international agriculture convention sat down for cocktails, and before long, they began to discuss methods for driving their wives wild.
  The French delegate volunteered that he always picked a few roses from the garden, spread the petals on his wife's body, then gently blew them off before making love....