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Two WASPs Making Love: WASP #1: "Did I Hurt You?" WASP #2: "No, Why?" WASP #1: "You Moved.
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Two WASPs making love:
WASP #1: "Did I hurt you?"
WASP #2: "No, why?"
WASP #1: "You moved."
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