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Honest Teacher. A Virus REALLY Did Eat My Homework!
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Honest teacher. A virus REALLY did eat my homework!
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But MOM, it 'really' WAS a virus!
One time a group of friends were working on an assignment for their artificial intelligence class.
It was the first machine problem, it was due that day, and they hadn't started it yet....
Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework....
What did the WASP child scream when her school was burning down? "MY HOMEWORK!!
These are the collected writings of the Simpsons from the chalkboard exercises that Bart writes during the opening credits.
*I will not carve gods. *I will not spank others. *I will not aim for the head....
What Computer Virus Do You Have? Beware of the following computer Viruses.
.. Federal Bureaucrat Virus - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer....
Honest honey, my HST will save me money.
A Guide to Software Revisions A Guide to Software Revisions Once you start playing with software you quickly become aware that each software package has a revision code attached to it.
It is obvious that this revision code gives the sequence of changes to the product, but in reality there's substantially more information available through the rev code than that....
A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment.
The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it's wrong, but also because he doesn't want to be sanctioned for aiding and abetting....