Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
How Come All You Guys Sit On Your Helmets?
Home
›
Short Jokes
›
Taglines
How come all you guys sit on your helmets?
Related:
100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
Ponderables... ** Never raise your hands to your kids.
It leaves your groin unprotected. ** I'm not into working out....
HOW GUYS THINK By Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize Winning Columnist From The Boston Sunday Globe
August 20, 1989 Today we're going to explore the mysterious topic of How Guys Think, which has baffled women in general, and the editors of Cosmopolitan magazine in particular, for thousands of years....
If men had it their way: Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you....
If Men Really Ruled The World... · Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
· Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you....
THE SHIT LIST Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet....
Someday you will come to your senses.
Some Rules Kids Won't Learn in School Unfortunately there are some things that children should be learning in school, but don't.
Not all of them have to do with academics. As a modest- back-to-school offering, here are some basic rules that may not have found their way into the standard curriculum....
A: Look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
B: Then reverse might come in handy in your case....