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• There are three people in a pub. Two of them are talking to each other.
  They seem to be brooding. So they ask each other why they are brooding....
• I only drink when I'm alone or with someone.
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• Interesting Golf Quotes: ** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
  - Don Carter, pro bowler ** Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it....
• BEHAVIORAL TIPS. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
  Never ask him to purchase feminine products, unless you are willing to assume he will come home with the wrong thing....
• A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front.
  He goes round the back of the pub only to find two bikies, one with his fingers up the bum of the other....
• Another idea for a practical joke is to put goldfish in all the toilets.
  I haven't tried this, but it should be interesting to see what people do....
• Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.