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• I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
• The results of your IQ test are back. They're negative.
• Funny Bumper Stickers: ** I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  ** You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME....
• Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot....
• Non-Reciprocal Law of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results.
  Positive expectations yield negative results....
• Ten Things to Say to the Girl-Friend's Parents The First Time You Meet Them.
  .. 1) My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me....
• I heard that they were going to move Texas A&M to Canada.
  ...... They say that it will raise the average IQ of both countries....
• At my high school (many years ago) over a dozen Polymorphic 88 S-100 computers were used to teach computer lit in the math department.
  Now I was the curious type and I took to reading the supplementary documentation to the operating system and I implemented a number of nasty suprises for the other students....
• What did the football player get on his I.Q. test? Drool.