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• I am tolerant of your (fruitcake) belief
• I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.
• On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question.
  For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs....
• A: Soo...how am I doing? B: I like your approach...now let's see your departure.
• I think, therefore I am (or am I?).
• Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now.
  ..wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now......
• I am not a molecule, I am a free radical!
• I am schizophrenic, and so am I.