Related:

• A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowing first.
• Complete Guide to PARALLEL INTERFACE for the Computer Literate Select your desired CPU and initiate your standard word processing program to determine compatibility of this CPU for interface.
  (Helpful Hint: once CPU compatibility is established, you may wish to determine a password which will initiate immediate interface session signon....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Surge into electronic mail.
• Surge into Modeming but unplug for storms!
• Q: Have you heard about the Mexican 500 car race? A: The first car to start wins.
• This is an egg... this is an egg on a 486DX-50 cpu...
• Out of The Frying Pan, Into the Dog House
• Surge into electronic mail but Unplug for thunderstorms!