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Q: Have You Heard About The Mexican 500 Car Race? A: The First Car To Start Wins.
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Q: Have you heard about the Mexican 500 car race?
A: The first car to start wins.
Related:
Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese? A: A car thief that can't drive.
Speaking of fun practical jokes with a car, I have a couple of interesting ones.
1) Give the victims car an oil change, to 70 wieght oil....
There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race-car driver.
One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money!...
A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota
If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive
because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.