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If $$$ Doesn't Grow On Trees, Why Are They Green?
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If $$$ doesn't grow on trees, why are they green?
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Why are birds poor? Because money doesn't grow on trees.
Q: Where do dates grow? A: On calendar trees.
What is green and pecks on trees? Woody wood pickle.
Q: Why are pool tables green? A: If you had your balls racked, you'd be green too.
Q. WHY ARE DOLLY PARTON'S FEET SMALL? A. BECAUSE THINGS DON'T GROW VEY LARGE IN THE SHADE.
Q: Why do elephants have red balls? A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A: Girraffes eating cherries....
Purify the air: Grow a tree
BEING BLACK When I was born.........
....I was black. When I grow up........