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If The World Were A Logical Place, Men Would Ride Side-saddle.
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If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
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If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
The world is a complicated place, Hobbe
Make the world a better place, communicate.
When I was living in the dorms on campus, frequently someone with a car would offer to drive into town on a rainy day, to save a wet bike ride.
There were always takers. I have a car, so I took many friends to the store, post office, or Bank....
JUMP!! There were four men on an Airplane Flight, the Pilot, the World's Smartest Man, a Hippie, and a Priest.
The plane began having engine trouble. It started descending at a very rapid rate....
If Men Really Ruled The World... · Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
· Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you....
Three men of the cloth - a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister and a Rabbi - were counting collections taken during services for the week.
They were trying to come up with an equitable way to divide the money between God (the two churches and one synagogue) and themselves (the clerics' weekly income)....
If men had it their way: Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you....