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• Remember................. Wherever you go, there you are.
• Q: What's the most crooked thing in the world? A
  A fart - it's pointed at your feet, but hits you in the nose....
• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
• Remember to PILLAGE before you BURN!
• Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
• Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!
• And remember....If you can't beat it......Maybe she will!
• The more you say, the less people remember.
• When you make plans, remember to include God