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• It's a gnarly day in the neighborhood...
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• An Arab came to New York and opened a rug shop in an out-of-the-way neighborhood.
  business was non-existent until a matron came in and started to examine his wares....
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• Can't explain... A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk.
  A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?...
• 25 A beautiful bell of Del Norte Is reckoned disdainful and haughrty Because during the day She say
  Boys, keep away!" But she fucks in the gloaming like forty....
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