Related:

• Life's a Beach and then you Dive øù . ø ù .
• The Postal Service wants to raise the cost of a stamp to 23 cents.
  Are we heading for a time when muggers say, "Your life or your stamps"?...
• NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that.
  But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
• How many Saudi Arabians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) 140,000 - especially if Iraq is the one complaining that it's dark!...
• Life is never simple, but we pretend it is.
• When we think, life thinks.
• Wasting time is an important part of life.
• Youth is not a time of life, but a state of mind.
• This Texan goes to Hawaii for vacation. The first place they go is a beach.
  The Texan says, "Well yaknow, this is really a pretty beach, but it aint no big deal....