How many Saudi Arabians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) 140,000 - especially if Iraq is the one complaining that it's
dark!
2) 1 - King Fahd. He just dials 1-900-USA-NUKE and WHAMMO!
250,000 Americans come over with special light bulb installation
units which the defense department bought on close-out for a
mere $329,036.07 each.
3) 270,000 - The 140,000 from #1, plus an extra 130,000 expatriot
Kuwaiti's who are paying the electric bill.
4) 500,000 - Suddenly someone heard a Jewish accent there in the
dark.
5) None. Since by this time IRAQ has flinched, the USA and ISRAEL
have nuked everything in that oversided volley-ball pit/sand
trap/waterless beach/sheet-of-glass-to-be we know as the middle
east and everything glows on it`s own.