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• Lighten up, dude! Life's too short....
• Lighten up and laugh at yourself. Everyone else is!
• Do ya guys wanna hear a cookie joke? -Forget it, it's too crummy
• Do ya guys wanna hear a fast joke? (Yes) -Do ya wanna hear another one?
• Let me apologize for not making that joke rot13. It should have been, but I goofed up, as sometimes happens, even to pfrect guys like me.
  Rest assured that I'm not unaware of the Holocaust....
• A white man walks into a doctors office and asks for a physical.
  The doc starts performing the normal physical and asks the man to pull his shorts down....
• English Teacher Joke: Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate clauses.
• People Who Should Be Phased Out (by George Carlin) ** Guy's who always harmonize the last few notes of "Happy Birthday.
  ** People over 40 who can't put on reading glasses without making self-conscious remarks about their advancing age....
• Just crank it up!