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Love Is A Matter Of Chemistry.
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Love is a matter of chemistry.
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If it stinks, it's chemistry.
BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE I WISH I HAD KNOWN... - that it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class I'd sleep right through it - that I would change so much and barely realize it - that you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways - that college kids throw airplane
oo - that if you wear polyester everyone will ask you why you're so dressed up - that every clock on campus shows a different time - that if you were smart in high school - so what?...
Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
18 UNNATURAL LAWS 1. O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN Clenliness is next to impossible.
2. LIEBERMAN'S LAW Everybody lies; but it doesn' matter, since nobody listens....
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
Two WASPs are making love. Afterward the man says to the woman, "What's the matter?
Didn't you like it?" The woman says, "Of course I liked it....
Sign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics....
Age is only a matter of years??
No Glove.....No Love!