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  Are you awake honey?" he whispered. When he got no response, he kissed her on the lips....
• Why are Ice Hockey goalkeepers and Italian girls alike?
  They both change their pads after three periods....
• Q: How are jello and woman alike? A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
• Q: How are an oven and a woman alike? A: You have to get them both hot before you stick the meat in.
• Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A: They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
• Q: What's the difference between a cunt and a pussy?
  A: A pussy is that nice warm thing you cuddle up to at night, a cunt is what it is attached to....
• How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden.
  Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing....
• A mouse walkede into a pub, approached the bar, and sat on a stool.
  Looking down the bar he spotted a beautiful giraffe....
• Q: How are a woman and a cow patty alike? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.