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ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS You’re in luck. As my luck would have it, I made my bones in a musical family.
Grandpop slapped ivories at the Congo, and Daddy-O moonlit his rocket ‘88 in the lizard lounges....
REASONS TO HATE COMPUTERS They cost too much. They break down all the time.
They're too hard to fix. All the different brands are incompatible....
This was posted a week ago in talk.pol.misc, but thought I'd let you mull it over.
It is original writing, and is typical of my callous mode of social thought which I occasionally fall into....
Statistics shows that most people are abnormal!" "How that?
"According to statistics, a normal person has
one
breast and
one
testicle......
A loandlord has a homosexual couple and a lesbian couple living in his building.
He decides to evict them. Who moves out first and why?...
A mathematician gives a talk intended for a general audience.
The talk is announced in the local newspaper, but he expects few people to show up because nobody who is not a mathematician will be able to make any sense of the title...
Most people are apathetic, but I don't care.
Ever since I was a young boy, Megabogue I've sprayed phones in the mall.
Brick Wall Painter" From Footscray to Beaumaris Pommy I must have sprayed them all....
This is the Fertilizer Club. It will not cost you a cent to join.
Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of this list and shit in their garden....