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  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• I called up the local auto club this morning to ask for a map of Colorado.
  The receptionist who answered the phone asked me to spell my last name, and then my first name....
• My primary instructor always told me that I fly like that famous Chinese pilot, Wan Wing Lo.
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• It's the same story the crow told me...
• There once was a Jewish mother, whose son came home one day and announced to his mother that he was marrying a Christian and would become a Christian and no longer be a Jew.
  His Mom was horrified and went to see her friend....
• The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Sesame Street following a Children's Television Workshop announcement that a homosexual muppet will soon join the show's cast.
  "The letter D is proud to have brought you many wonderful Sesame Street episodes throughout the program's 28-year history," said Patricia Willis, public-relations director for D....
• My gal pal told me this one: Q: What do yuppies call mutual oral sex?
  A: Sixty-something. Ron D. Harvey ..!att!ihlpm!...
• The sellers told me their house was near the water. It was in the basement.