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• A: Hi I make more money than you can spend. B: Hi I'm leaving faster than you can comprehend.
• I don't want MORE -- I want it ALL! I want it NOW!
• RESIGNATION AS AN ADULT... I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.
  I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again....
• I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoe
• I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
  I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese....
• The difference between men and women: A man will pay $
  2 for a $1 item, if he wants it. A woman will pay $...
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• Daily Affirmations I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
  Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem....