The difference between men and women:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item, if he wants it. A woman will pay $1 for a
$2 item that she doesn't want because it's on sale.
A woman worries about he future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find that man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and don't expect to
understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
Any married man can forget his past mistakes, there's no reason for two
people to keep track of the same things.
Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed., women seem to
deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't. A man marries
a woman expecting her not to change and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.
