Related:

• You mean I have to do a TAGLINE, too? I quit!
• Do-do-do-do, you have entered the twilight tagline.......
• And you ask my why I love he
• Things that annoy me: -The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.
  -When something is "new and improved", which is it?...
• A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
  The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc....
• Abe meets his frind (friend) Isaac on the street. Isaac
  Abe, why are you looking so sad? Abe: It's my son....
• Don't ask why, just do it.
• At the end of his course on mathematical methods in optimization, the professor sternly looks at his students and say
  There is one final piece of advice I'm going to give you now...
• It is with regret that I must say that the controversy over this matter and the volume of response have blown far out of proportion.
  It is my current belief that an excessive amount of mail directed at the Kitchener- Waterloo Record can only aggravate the situation....