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• Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
  Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
• Woman in her 40's never had sex. She decides to go to an oriental doctor to find out what was wrong with her, since she had heard so much about their ancient herb and other knowledge.
  Doctor tells her to strip from the waist down. She goes behind the curtain and does....
• GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
  ** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...