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• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• Martha Stewart's Holiday Calendar December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.
  Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards....
• Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.
  Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards....
• From News of the Weird, May 31, 1997: In Decembe
  he Canadian Defense Department issued a 17- page set of guidelines for manufacturers who wish to compete for new contracts to supply underwear to the military....
• Diary of a Snow Shoveler: December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow.
  The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven....
• If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
• Subject: something to show for it Last night David Lettermen mentioned that Gennifer Flowers is going to do a "spread" in the December Penthouse magazine.
  He remarked that it will be good, for once, to see something that a Presidential candidate has done....
• How to Change Your Oil... Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube 3000 miles after the last oil change.
  2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. Fifteen minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle....