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• harder then it sounds Judi (a.k.a. dumb blonde) walked into the doctors office with a hole in her hand.
  The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound!...
• A woman goes to the doctors, and says ' Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
  I'll have to take my clothes off to show you.' The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe....
• A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
  I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe....
• The was a man from Nantucket Who had one so long he could suck it.
  So he said with a grin, as he wiped his chin If my ear were a C--t I would F--k it......
• There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
  He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
• There was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• I want to hear you scream..in pain.Play some Rap music
• I found my thrill on Blueberry (Anita) Hill.