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I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't need directions. I need HELP!
I don't recall running for this office.
I don't think so - Homey the Clow
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I idiot-proof my programs,but along comes a bigger idiot.
I know a good tagline when I steal one.
I'd like it all automated.
I'd like to fly, but I can't even swim.
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